yes it’s a thing ok don’t judge me i like writing this. rest can be found here. enjoy xo
”It’s a cat thing.”
”It’s a Blaine thing.”
“It’s a cat thing.”
“It’s definitely a Blaine thing.”
“Believe me, it’s a cat thing.”
“It’s a me thing.”
“You’re so self-centered.”
“That’s why you love me.”
“Or why I can’t stand you.”
“I’m pretty sure you can stand me.”
“What makes you think that?”
“Because some things stand when I’m near you.”
Word count: 1000ish.
Rating: NC-17 or R or M, depending on what type of rating we’re talking about. Either way, it’s porny, so um, beware.
Summary: After an eventful evening in the Klaine apartment in New York Blaine discovers bruises on Kurt’s arms and he kind of freaks out. Until he finds out how Kurt got them.
Warning: Um. There’s really no point in it, other than….. sex between two incredibly handsome individuals. There’s mention of slight BDSM if you look closely and if being held down isn’t your thing, you might not want to read this.
A/N: seeing as i just sat down and wrote this and in my excitement over writing for the first time in weeks just wanted to show it to y’all, it’s unbetaed so i’m sorry in advance.
”What’s that?” Blaine asked with big eyes. Kurt turned his head from where he was reading on his laptop. ”What’s what?” He asked with a casual shrug and an eyebrow raise.
”That,” Blaine pointed. “On your arm. Is that- oh my god.” Seeing as his boyfriend was clearly horrified Kurt followed his stare and looked to his own arm.
“Blaine, what are you talking about?” He turned the arm around a few times before noticing the blue colors growing there. “Oh. That.”
Okay, so I just remembered that I did this tonight? I saw a post about people freaking out about how cute it would be for Blaine to be Kurt’s child’s doctor and this was sort of the end product because I agree one hundred percent.
I don’t know who’s blog I saw it on… I have the feeling it was either Kathy’s or Vanessa’s?? Someone come jog my memory!
“Dr. Anderson, you have Elias Hummel in room 3.”
“Thank you Linda,” Blaine smiled charmingly at the secretary. He flipped a few pages on his clipboard and made his way to room 3, only to be surprised by the lack of grown ups greeting him.
“Hi Elias, I’m doctor Blaine,” he said as he entered. The little boy turned from where he was looking at the toys Blaine always kept near-by. “How are you today?”
“‘m ‘Kay,” the boy sniffled and rubbed his sleeve under his nose. A cold, Blaine thought immediately.
“Where’s your parents?” Blaine asked and kneeled down to Elias’ eye level.
“Daddy’s buying coffee. ‘s early so he’s really grumpy,” Elias said and sniffed again.
“Do you want us to wait for him?” Blaine was used to little kids being scared without their parents but Elias didn’t seem uncomfortable at all. The little boy shrugged and pulled himself up on the examination table.
“Nah,” he said and rubbed his nose. “‘s ok to start without daddy. Cuz I’m a big boy.” The serious look in the boy’s eyes made Blaine stop himself from laughing. Instead he smiled softly.
“You’re right. You are. I’ll just start with listening to your heart okay?” The boy nodded but paled slightly at the sight of the stethoscope. Blaine noticed and kept his voice gentle.
“There’s nothing to be afraid of. It’s just like a… Like a fancy walkie-talkie.” Elias perked up at this. “I can listen to your heart even though it’s inside your body,” Blaine explained. He looked at the stethoscope and to the boy. “You wanna try first?” He asked. Elias looked confused for a moment. “On me,” Blaine clarified. He proceeded to put the earpieces into Elias’ ears and then placed the chest piece on his own chest. Elias’ face lit up in wonder and Blaine chuckled. In that moment the door slammed open and an out of breath man ran into the room.
“Elias, sweetie, I am so sorry, I had to-” The man stopped abruptly as Blaine turned to look at him. “Um hello,” the man said. “I’m Elias’ father, Kurt Hummel.”
Blaine just stared with an open mouth; unable to find his professionalism when he was looking at the most beautiful man he’d ever laid eyes on.
“Doctor Blaine,” Elias’ voice broke through his haze. “Your heart sounds really weird, are you sick?”
word count: 1400ish
rating: uhh, PG? I think.
prompt: In which nerd!blaine is new at school and popular!kurt shows him the way to his class and this leads to a really shy Blaine asking him out.
a/n: i found this prompt lying around in the…
jasthespazzrocks asked you: Kurt gets hit on quite often at work Blaine begins feeling possessive and shows up with flowers and chocolate and they make outSorry it took forever to fill, I wasn’t kidding when I said I was in a writing-slump. Oh and omg, thank you so much for the prompt! :D ..
It wasn’t the first time it had happened. It wasn’t the second time either. In fact, it had been happening quite regurlarily the past few months.
It had started with Kurt’s promotion. Suddenly he had an assistant and he was invited to all the big parties and everybody loved him, naturally. But some loved him a little more than others.
Take his assistant, Nathan. A guy who kept flirting and asking Kurt out, even though he very well knew that Kurt had a man at home waiting for him. Kurt always said no of course, but Blaine found it hard to not find that guy and tell him a thing or two about manners.
So no, it wasn’t the first time Kurt had come home with an exhausted expression on his face. Blaine greeted him like every other day when he got home first.
“Hi baby, how was your day?” A kiss on the cheek, and - because he could practically feel Kurt’s distress - then taking his jacket off his shoulders.
“Fine,” Kurt mumbled and made his way to the couch. “But can you push me down the stairs tomorrow morning instead of kissing me goodbye?”
“That bad, huh?” Blaine chuckled.
I’;VE BEEN ALAUGHUANG FOR 9000000000 HOURS AT THIS GHIF THE ASQUIRREKL JUST BLACKLFLIPES THE FRICK OUT OF THERE LIKE WHOA HOELY BSHIT STAY THE FKCUCK AWAY FROMT HIS SHSITB MY BTRFETREN
Darren Criss at the Screen Actors Guild Awards Red Carpet
“Well, I don’t want to give away any spoilers. There is going to be some music, singing, a little bit of drama”
It’s 1.30am and I have to get up in like 5 hours but i just wanted to share the news:
I have officially lost 5kg!
(Which is perfect because I’m getting one of my tattoos tomorrow!)
Week three: lost 0,9kg :D
oh wow ok i fortunately hadn’t gained anything phew